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It’s finally here.
After years since SDM had this scene…
…we finally have HD in-depth details on the best vending machine ever, containing:
1. Buns on a pedestal
2. Half a loaf of bread
3. An entire pecan pie
4. An origami pinecone
5. The king’s glasses from Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town
6. An entire basket of fruit
7. A whole uncut pineapple
8. A stack of 5 white bread slices
9. An entire turkey
10. A pizza
11. Yet another pizza
12. 1.4 wheels of cheese
13. Foreground sandwich
14. Strawberry cake
15. A wedding cake smothered with cheese
All credit to my sister on the last one… I was at a loss until she said “cheese-dripped wedding cake, or… three-layer beefaroni.”
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I would like to add some of my favorites.
Candace is a state of mind
Growing up I always thought Candace was an overdramatic version of what being a teenager was like but no. It was dead on and still applies today
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lauronicamarsthevampireslayer:
This is satisfying to me.
They’re free
Yes, but at what cost?
16 cents.
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Is it possible for two burgers to fall in love
ALTLove wins
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alternate title: young children gawk at flaming homosexuals
Another alternate title: the bailey school kids need to mind their own damn business
the covers with women are equally gay
so basically having these obnoxious kids pry into your personal life is mlm/wlw solidarity
So am i the only one thinkinf the ghoul looks cute asf or
Seriously…every cover is like this
you either die a bailey school kid or you live long enough to see yourself become the gay cryptid.
these books exist on the same spectrum as Scooby-Doo but on the opposite end
Y’all seriously gonna bring up the weird gay covers and not talk about the massive over-the-top bara/bear bait in “Werewolves Don’t Got to Summer Camp?” For shame Tumblr.
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trump being indicted for the THIRD time, lizzo being sued for sexual harassment, ariana grande NOT being a girls girl and stealing men, the weeknd just doing whatever the fuck he’s doing, japan making 9/11 jokes bcz barbenheimer (they’re funny af honestly), angus cloud passed away, elon musk changed twitter to X… ALIENS ARE REAL WTF IS GOING ON
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Immediately inspired by the new Castlevania Nocturne trailer and had to make my own rococo inspired vampire huntress, meet Sabine!
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This is me♡♡
